Since last weekend I have had some bizarre buzzing in my left ear. It sounds and feels like someone took a tiny cell phone, put it on vibrate, and stuck it in there.
I, for one, consider it very rude to place a phone where the person can't reach it... and then call them over and over all day long. Now, if you have something you would like to say to me, just call me on a normal sized phone!
This is becoming a real problem. I can't focus on my editing or writing, I can't sleep... it's no good. I think I might need to go to the doctor.
How do you think they will respond if I ask them to remove the tiny, vibrating mobile from my ear canal? :P