Yes, You read correctly.
This is, indeed, a post including funny names, fortune cookies and agent news. How can such an amazing post exist? Let's just say that so far it's been a fantabulous day.
1.YOUR REAL NAME: Jennifer Rose Johansson
2.WITNESS PROTECTION NAME:
(mother and fathers middle names)
Nadine D (that's right, just D, that's all LOL)
(first name of your mother's dad, father's dad)
4.STAR WARS NAME:
(the first 3 letters of your last name, first 2 letters of your first name)
(favorite color, favorite animal)
6.SOAP OPERA NAME:
(middle name, town where you were born)
(2nd fav color, fav drink, add "THE" to the beginning)
The Silver Shake
(first 2 letters of 1st name, last 2 letters of your last name)
(fav ice cream flavor, fav cookie)
Grasshopper E.L. Fudge
(1st pet's name, street you grew up on)
Shasta 1250 West
(first 3 letters of first name plus 'izzle')
12.YOUR GOTH NAME:
(black, and the name of one of your pets)
13. STRIPPER NAME:
(name of your fav perfume/cologne, fav candy)
Haute Couture Skittles
LOLOLOL Okay, that was funny! Thanks for tagging me Jenni! Now, if you have read this, then you are officially tagged and you need to do it too. :)
In other news: I have officially found a little hole-in-the-wall chinese place that has accurate fortunes... at least for me. Let me demonstrate.
Two weeks ago I got this fortune: Boats and water are in your future, have fun!
Not your average every day fortune, but I'm going on a cruise in March so it totally applies and we were booking shore excursions that week.
One week ago: You have a charming way with words. Send e-mails.
Interesting because the next day was when I had scheduled to start sending queries.
Last night: A shooting star tonight will bring you good luck tomorrow!
This morning I woke up to two requests from agents! One requested a full and one a partial! Wahoo! :D
Anyway, I'm pumped! I'm hoping next week it will say something like, "A publisher wants to give you oodles of money, be patient."
Yep, that'd be sweet! LOL ;)