Monday, November 9, 2009

Plans, Plans, and More Plans

Alright, so here's the 411. (Yes, I've been dying to use that in a post since the beginning of blogging.) It was recently decided that I am hosting family for Christmas at my house. This is exciting and happy news... and also makes it necessary for me to finish the guest floor of my house. Three bedrooms, a bathroom and a family room--by Christmas.

So, in light of this new happy and stressful information, I will be cutting my blogging down to a maximum of once a week until after Christmas. I think if I don't, I will have zero minutes to work on writing, and I am desperate to work on Insomnia.

I think I will start doing a weekly post that includes some DIY tips as well as some fun mixed in. I will be reading your blogs, but I might not be commenting as much for a bit.


if you know what that means, you deserve a cookie. :)

Tuesday, November 3, 2009

She's ALIVE! / Writers = Villains Post

Yes, I'm back. Other than a bad cough I can't seem to kick, I'm feeling much improved. May I give you one piece of advice about H1N1? Don't get it. All those silly people wearing masks didn't feel so silly last week. It. Stinks.

The End.

Now, time for the long awaited post about Villains/Writers.

Think writers don't have anything in common with James Bond Villains? Think again. Villains are writers with slightly stranger habits. Stroking white persian cats while plotting total world domination, for example. Although, I do know a few writers who do exactly that.

Writers spend all their time trying to figure out how to make their characters lives harder. Sounds like a villain, no? What more can be thrown at them? Having the parents murdered, the wife run over by a train and the daughter stolen by robot ninjas isn't enough--writers must do more. They strive for complication on all levels.

Writers make nothing easy. (Ask any one of them who is simply waiting for a query response and you'll see what I mean.)

They strive constantly for control of every aspect of an entire world. They want to know what everyone is doing, when they're doing it, what they're feeling and who they're feeling it with. They want to make sure they have absolute control of every aspect at their fingertips. Can anyone say "Big Brother"?

The similarities are clear, the only difference I can think up is that writers (if at times begrudgingly) usually allow their characters to have a happy ending. Oh! and most writers don't end up dead or in prison at the end of their books--I think.

So what do you think? What James Bond Villain are you the most like?